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Imagine the tallest Siberian Spruce in East Russia in the dead of winter with sap running down.

Firstly, when did it become in vogue for actors to get fat for movie parts?

Other than that, the script is about as formulaic as a recipe for plain mashed potatoes...

If you yearn for a complex plot with robust character development and complicated twists, do not see John Wick.  But if you want to be entertained from start to end, you should see it.